My unflappable fourth post at U.B.

Here it is, the probably final of my essay-type signings at the now-hijacked petition.

MY FOURTH POST AT U.B. Petition

Dear ladies and gentlemen of the jury of JRK:

Since my last post (#383), I have been unable to get online thanks to my wireless internet being down (turns out my brother’s router was unplugged – no kidding). In the mean time, the pathetic bunch of R/H shippers lurking around this petition have attacked me personally and devided my ideas based on as little fact as reason. It has been very funny to go through the recent posts and discover the silly rantings of my (and snowy’s and other true fans’) various ideological opponents. These postings to the petition have been based on ideals and nothing more, not reasoning but love of JRK alone.

One R/H shipper has said, and I quote, “Okay, Pumpkinhead, I wish I could stay polite, but you're not simply delusional, you're completely out of your mind.” If that’s the best you preschool-sized-brained people can say, then why even engage in this debating? I know if might seem hard for you blind wor-shippers to belief, but there is more to this arguments then meer posturing. You see, when in the world of debating one person makes a point about something, his opponents must make a counterpoint and not just lunch insults like they are throwing baseballs.

I don’t understand why you individuals can’t comprehense the rationals behind my statings. Can I slow it down, so you can understand it?

1. It’s not about who I think should be together. It’s about who we have been lead to belief will be together for the entire series until now. My pointers are about manipulation on the half of the author, and how unsensitive she has been in the direction of her reading populus.
2. Regardless of what you think is best thanks to your reading of a failed manual script, Harry and Hermione where meant to love. This is a fact that too many people have been willing to right off now that book 6 has come out, and all fans that deny this self palpable truth should be dismembered from the group of fans.

Now, is that so problematic to wrap your heads around? What about that two pointers don’t you find possible to read and take on bored?

In accordance to Cattiibrie: “Pumpkinhead, the only possible thing you can do to keep your self a fan of anything is to only read your own works since you cannot be contented with anything but your own plans.”

Well, Cattiibrie, if that is your real name, you must have NOT READ my entire thesis so far, because as you would have graped by now, this is not about my plans, but about JRK’s plans. In fact, the total subjection of my arguments is that JRK has changed her plans on a whim, ignoring her own canons she crafted in earlier books and blasting them out of the water in book 6, THE HALF BLOOD PIECE of fiction. I call it half blooded because JRK only put a half of effort into it, thanks to the clamming of fans who wanted to see a certain two characters together, no matter what was truth.

And, if I wanted to read only my “own works” (I can only assume you meant my “own words”) then I wouldn’t even be here. What do you have to say to that, Cattiibrie? Probably about as much as you have to say to the fact that Harry and Hermione play on the same Quidditch team at the Burrow, but then don’t get together? Talk about throughing out a red herring.

Speaking of red herrings, can ANYBODY tell me the point of Goblet of Fire now that it has become blatant that Harry and Hermione aren’t going to love? Victor Krum was a huge distraction – it was obvious at the time that he was there just for Harry to feel jealousness about Hermione. Oh, and Cho Chang, apparently her entire point in the series – ie, to make Hermione feel her true depth of effection for Harry – is now not a point at all! I guess that was a complete waisting of character exposition, which is just more evidence that JRK did not change her plot thinking until after book 4, when the R/H shippers started to clog the entire websites with their pleating for laughable twists of story.

Hmmmm, something tells me that the trolls on this website aren’t going to have anything at all to say about what my reply has made so obvious to the unbased reading nation?

If you have something to add to the discussion, then by all ways, please try to type it. Of course, I find it hard to conceive of you breaking past the molds which are already created by ignoring R/H’ers.

Sincerely,

pumpkinhead